Joke

[Das Demolisher Duck]

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once–a–more!.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul–mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.
"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

[Meteora]

=)))
лэйди осталась в обломе
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Угадай меня, но знай, что на дорогах будет скользко,
Я же в кольцах и с понтами, и на левой три мозоли

[Гость]

Сраааааать!

[Sport_beer]

да и похуй
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if you wanna party???

[jgunec]

привет
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Мы против войны , мы за диалог. Но если ты лох , сиди ровно и не разивай рот.
Ой мама родная , а чо нам хулиганам надо!? Немеренна бабок , и ещё столько же в добавок!!!

[Azid]

теперь давай перевод на русский
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