SERENITY

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-ты готов за это умереть
-готов.. но это не основной план!
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[SoNiC`]

фраза "к чёрту, я обожаю все 7 грехов" уже стоит того что бы назвать фильи классным
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Furi Kuri ^_^

[The Lord of the Hamsters]

ожидала большего... даже ЗВ лучше...

а когда про будду было? То я походу проспала этот диалог

[Sonata Arctica]

[Inquisitor]

[S T A R D U S T]

я как лист парю на ветру
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Телемиссия

Зрителям USA Network несказанно повезло — руководство их любимого телеканала выкупило за 3 миллиона долларов права на показ в мае 2008 года «Миссии „Серенити“» — самого последнего и самого любимого детища Джосса Уэдона. Помимо „Серенити“, компания Universal Pictures спихнула USA Network еще два фильма: «Ключ от всех дверей» и «Сорокалетний девственник», которые тоже появятся в сетке вещания где-то в 2008-м.

Тут, кстати, имеется еще пара нюансиков, которые обязательно нужно осветить.

Во-первых, „Миссией „Серенити““ чуть позже смогут насладиться те поклонники фантастики, что смотрят Sci Fi Channel, который недавно показал все 14 эпизодов культового сериала Firefly. В нормальном порядке и неискромсанном виде, между прочим, в отличие от дебильного Fox Network — с этих пыльным мешком по голове стукнутых сталось бы и „Серенити“ отделать как бог черепаху. А че, в натуре? Там же убивают, неполиткорректно поступают и остроумно шутят. Таким фильмам и сериалам на Fox не место.

Во-вторых, даже раньше, чем на USA Network, „Миссия „Серенити““ вместе с двумя вышеупомянутыми фильмами попадет на канал HBO, сумма сделки с которым старательно умалчивается. Уж наверное, не менее трех миллионов, что лично нас радует до усрачки. Ибо чем больше денег Universal Pictures срубит с «Серенити», тем больше шансов на то, что Джосс Уэдон вернется к нашей любимой НФ-вселенной.
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[Inquisitor]

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-умение управлять кораблём не главное. хочешь знать что главное?
-хочу...
-зачем? ты наверно уже прочитала мои мысли..
-прочитала. но я хочу услышать это от тебя
-любовь
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- ты действительно думаешь, что кто-нибудь из нас выживет?
- эээ... ну я постораюсь
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[Nymphaea]

- Я хочу сказать,что жалею что на корабле мы не были вместе...
- Ты имеешь ввиду ... секс?
- Да...
- Ну тогда я точно выживу!
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Он влюбился в ведьму и вылетел за ней в трубу...
Гагарин, Я вас любила, О...

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[Sky]

кто нить может обосновать что такого вы нашли в этом фильме ?
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Shining day a night for me

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ретро постеры:















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че нашёл! :

Memorable Quotes from
Serenity (2005)

Zoë Warren: [after breaking into a practically empty bank safe]
Zoë Warren: At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

Shepherd Meria Book: I killed... the ship... that killed us. Not very... Christian of me.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: It should have been me that got hit.
Shepherd Meria Book: The thought... had occurred.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You're not dying on me.
Shepherd Meria Book: Can't... order me around, boy. I'm not... one of your crew.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Of course you are.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: It ain't all buttons and charts little Albatross. You know what the first rule of flyin' is? Well I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say.
River Tam: I do, but I like to hear you say it.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Love. You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she ain't keepin' up just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her up when she ought to fall down, tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens, makes her home.
River Tam: Storm's getting worse.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: We'll pass through it soon enough.

[preparing for heist]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Hey, little one. Understand your part in all this?
River Tam: Do you?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Is what I do, darlin'.
[River walks away]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Is what I do.

Dr. Simon Tam: [to River] If there's any fighting, you fall down or run away.
[pause; regarding the rest of the crew]
Dr. Simon Tam: It's okay to leave them to die.

Dr. Simon Tam: She always did like to dance

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't murder children.
The Operative: I do.

The Operative: Where are you hiding, little girl?

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I know she meant to kill me 'fore the Doc put her to sleep, which how exactly does that work anyhow?
Dr. Simon Tam: Safeword. The people who helped me break River out - they had intel that River and the other subjects were being embedded with behavioral conditioning. They taught me a safeword, in case... something happened.
Kaylee Frye: Not sure I get it.
Dr. Simon Tam: A phrase that's encoded in her brain, that makes her fall asleep. If I speak the words, "Eta...
Jayne Cobb: Well don't say it!
Zoë Warren: It only works on her, Jayne.
Jayne Cobb: Oh... Well, now I know that.

[after the hovercraft makes a crash landing in the hanger of Serenity. Simon runs to his sister]
Dr. Simon Tam: River! River? Are you okay?
River Tam: I swallowed a bug.

Mr. Universe: Mal. That guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?

The Operative: Yes, have you found the Navsat trajectory?
Ensign: Sir, we found seven.

Kaylee Frye: Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referin' here to people.

Teacher: Earth that was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many. We found a new solar system, dozens of planets and hundreds of moons. Each one terra-formed a process taking decades, to support human life, to be new earths. The Central Planets formed the Alliance. Ruled by an interplanetary parliament, the Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage outer planets were not so enlightened and refused Alliance control. The war was devastating, but the Alliance's victory over the Independents insured a safer universe. And now everyone can enjoy the comfort, and enlightenment of your civilization.

Young River: People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.

Jayne Cobb: We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.
Jayne Cobb: I just get excitable as to choice- like to have my options open.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne Cobb: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades.
[Jayne groans]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No grenades!
Zoë Warren: We gonna crash again?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Go talk to your husband. Is the mule prepped?
Zoë Warren: Good to go sir. Just loading her up. Are those grenades?
Jayne Cobb: Cap'n doesn't want them.
Zoë Warren: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: They take you down, I don't expect to grieve over much. Like to kill you myself, I see you again.
The Operative: You won't. There is... nothing left to see.

Inara Serra: You came to the Training House looking for a fight.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I came looking for you!
Inara Serra: The war's over, Mal.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You tellin' me that cause you think I don't know!
Inara Serra: I've just seen so many sides of you, I wanna make sure I know who I'm dealing with.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I start fightin' a war, I guarantee, you'll see somethin' new.

Jayne Cobb: What're we expectin' to find here that equals the worth of a turd?

[chased by a Reaver aircraft]
Jayne Cobb: How come they ain't blowin' us out the air?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: They wanna run us down. The up-close kill.
River Tam: They want us alive when they eat us.

The Operative: [to Mal] You are fooling yourself, Captain. Nothing here is what it seems. You are not the plucky hero, the Alliance is not an evil empire, and this is not the grand arena.
Inara Serra: And that's not incense.
[points to a bomb she has lit]

Shepherd Meria Book: I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it

The Operative: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Good.
[pulls gun and shoots Operative in the chest, knocking him into the wall, grabs Inara and gets ready to leave]
The Operative: [grabs Mal from behind] I am, however, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron!

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: The leg is good. It will bleed plenty and we avoid any necessary organs.
Vault Guard: I was thinking more of a graze.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, you don't want to make it look like you just gave up.
Vault Guard: Oh, I get that.

Zoë Warren: We're not going to get to you in time.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Keep moving, honey. We're coming to you.

Dr. Simon Tam: We'll get off the ship. It'll be for the best.
Kaylee Frye: Nobody's sayin' that.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Nobody but Jayne is sayin' that.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [shouting down into the vault] We're coming down to empty the vault now!
Vault Guard: [calling back up] You'll have to give me your authorization password!
[Jayne fires a burst from his automatic rifle]
Vault Guard: ...Okay!

The Operative: Define "disappeared".

Jayne Cobb: She is startin' to damage my calm.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I'm risking my crew on the theory that you're a real person. If you're not, you might as well shoot me now...
[River cocks the gun she is pointing at Mal]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Or, we could talk more.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [Over the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode.

Kaylee Frye: Have faith, Captain!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Not today.

The Operative: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yeah, well, I'm known for that.

Shepherd Meria Book: When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?

Jayne Cobb: Let's be bad guys.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

The Operative: It's worse than you know.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: It usually is.

Mr. Universe: The Alliance has gone to enormous trouble to find your friend. Do you all know what it is you're carrying?

The Operative: Every minute you keep River Tam from me, more people will die.

Zoë Warren: Do you really think any of us is gonna get through this?
[looks at the other crew members struggling with their guns]
Jayne Cobb: Well, I might.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket...

The Operative: [to Mal] You cannot make me angry.
Inara Serra: Please, spend an hour with him!

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [greeting the twins] Mingo. Fanty.
Fanty: I'm Mingo, he's Fanty.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You're Fanty. He's Mingo.
Mingo: How can you always tell?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Fanty's prettier.

The Operative: Are you willing to die for your beliefs?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I am...
[they draw. Mal fires first, and the Operative is forced to take cover]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: 'Course, that ain't exactly plan A.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?

Dr. Simon Tam: Am I talking to Miranda now?
[River makes a face]
Dr. Simon Tam: No, never mind.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets beat up by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old.

Mr. Universe: You guys always bring me the very best violence.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: While I'm gone, Zoe is in command. Now, if I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take this ship, take off... and you come and you rescue me!
Zoë Warren: What? And risk my new ship?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I'm serious... It's cold out there.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [about Inara] Did you see us fight?
Kaylee Frye: No.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.

Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.

The Operative: That girl is an albatross, Captain.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Way I remember it, an albatross was a ship's good luck, until some fool killed it.
[to Inara]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.

Inara Serra: I'm fine! I'm... giddy.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: For a woman schooled in telling men what they want to hear, you ain't much of a liar.

[last lines]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What was that sound?

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: ...you mean the part where Jayne gets his ass kicked by a 90-pound girl? 'cause that's never getting old!

The Operative: ...she's an albatross.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: As I remember, an Albatross used to be a sign of good luck until someone ran one into one before takeoff...
[Inara glares at Capt. Reynolds]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: ...Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You think she'll hold together?
Zoë Warren: She's torn up plenty, but she'll fly true.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Likely to be a bumpy ride.
Zoë Warren: Always is.

The Operative: Do you know what your sin is?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Hell, I'm a fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.

River Tam: Put a bullet in my brain. Bam! Squish.
[giggles whilst crying]

River Tam: Please, God, make me a stone.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You seem to know a lot about that world.
Shepherd Meria Book: I wasn't born a shepherd, Mal.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You'll have to tell me about that someday.
Shepherd Meria Book: [pause] No, I don't.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: We're going to need paint. We're going to need red paint.

Zoë Warren: How much ammo we got left?
Jayne Cobb: Three full mags, and my swinging cod!

River Tam: You take care of me, Simon. My turn.
[she dives through the closing doors, grabs the medikit, and throws it to Simon just before the doors close]

Jayne Cobb: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin paid; mostly only when I'm gettin paid. But eating people alive, when does that get fun?

Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something right."

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: It's okay, I'm a leaf on the wind!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What the hell does that mean?

The Operative: [seeing a whole fleet of Reaver ships coming at him] Will someone just fire!

Zoë Warren: Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later.

Zoë Warren: In the time of war, we would never have left a man behind.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Maybe that's why we lost.

Dr. Simon Tam: In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you.
Kaylee Frye: With me? You mean to say... as in sex?
Dr. Simon Tam: Yes.
Kaylee Frye: To Hell with this. I'm gonna live!

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: So I'm noticing. Is there a problem I don't know of? You got 25% of a sweet take kissing your foot, how come we're not dispersing?
Fanty: Our end is forty, precious
Jayne Cobb: My muscular buttocks it's forty!

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Nothing to fear, Doctor.
Dr. Simon Tam: I'm not afraid.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [mocking Simon's seriousness] Fear's nothing to be ashamed of, Doctor.
Dr. Simon Tam: This isn't fear. This is anger.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, kinda hard to tell one from t'other, face like yours.
Dr. Simon Tam: Yes, well, I imagine if it were fear, my eyes would be wider.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I'll look for that next time.

Kaylee Frye: [to Simon who wasn't on the mission that the captain and others just got back from] Are you ok?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Is *he* OK?

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Doctor, I've taken your sister under my protection, here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.
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статья о спецэффектах в фильме:

http://www.3dnews.ru/editorial/serenity/
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ыыыы, прикольно: http://proisk.ru/?q=serenity.avi
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[Эльф]

фильм вообще из себя ничего не представляет, когда я начинал его смотреть, ожидал чего-то большего...и конечно мои надежды этот фильм не опрадал...слишком наивная сказка с идиотстким сюжетом. В этом фильме нечего искать за исключением пары диалогов.
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if you like Metal, you my friend! (c)
Свобода не воля, за волю не платят. Враг друга ценней, ведь враг не предаст...(с)

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Они все еще летят

О вселенной Firefly/Serenity мы не писали уже достаточно давно, и вовсе не из-за того, что о ней забыли — серии «Файрфлая» пересматриваются с завидной регулярностью, появление на отечественных прилавках DVD с «Миссией „Серенити“» ждется с жутким нетерпением. Просто не о чем было, по большому счету писать. Как продается этот самый DVD — толком не понять (хоть и ясно, что не лучше всех на свете), о сиквеле ничего не слышно, возродить сериал Fox не обещала, так чего зря воздух сотрясать?

Однако недавно Джосс «Он живет на Олимпе» Уэдон давал интервью Empire Online, где обронил несколько любопытных фраз касательно своего любимого детища. Кое-что нас расстроило, кое-что — откровенно порадовало. Всего понемножку.

Итак, сиквел «Миссии „Серенити“» вряд ли когда-либо попадет на экраны кинотеатров. Если, конечно, продажи DVD с фильмом тихой сапой не доползут до немыслимых высот. Такой возможности полностью исключать нельзя, но и попусту тешить себя надеждами тоже не стоит. Доползут — будет всем фанатам ба-а-альшой сюрприз, а не доползут — ну и ладно, что ж поделать.

Однако это еще не значит, что Джосс никогда больше не расскажет нам ни одной истории из жизни Малькома Рейнольдса и его команды. В конце концов, для человека, который умудрился изыскать средства и возможности для съемок полнометражного продолжения просуществовавшего всего один сезон сериала, нет ничего невозможного.

— Если у меня получится сохранить целостность характеров персонажей, а на руках будет достаточно денег, то я обязательно вернусь в эту вселенную. Я ведь ее, знаете ли, обожаю. Быть может, у меня выйдет сериал, а может, мини-сериал — как карта ляжет. Сами понимаете, это не совсем от меня зависит.

Есть у Уэдона и своя теория, которая объясняет, почему «Миссия „Серенити“», сорвавшая аплодисменты критиков и понравившаяся абсолютному большинству тех, кто ее посмотрел, так слабенько выступила в прокате:

— На самом деле, это чисто маркетинговый вопрос. Я вальсирую между жанров, про пидоров ничего не снимаю — вот вам уже два факта, которые работают против меня. Никто не знает, как рекламировать фильмы, которые я делаю, потому что в них слишком много всего. Когда не знаешь, на чем акцентировать внимание покупателей, трудно продать товар. А еще многие говорят, что нельзя называть фантастический боевик Serenity («спокойствие», «безмятежность» — Прим.всезн.ред.). Но я думаю, что нет в этом ничего страшного. Ну а как мне надо было его назвать? „Большой ба-бах, огромные буфера и все-все-все“? Ладно, признаюсь, в моем хит-параде названий это шло под вторым номером.

И напоследок — еще одна не совсем новость, которую, впрочем, все равно стоит донести до ушей и мозгов поклонников «Миссии „Серенити“». Компания Universal Pictures, обнародовавшая недавно свою линейку релизов на дисках нового поколения HD-DVD, в числе прочих фильмов упомянула и убер-шедевр Джосса Уэдона. Был там и Doom, и «Морпехи», и «Сорокалетний девственник», и «Превосходство Борна», и еще кое-что. Неплохая, словом, компания − Мэлу со товарищи скучно не будет.

Когда именно на прилавках появится «Миссия „Серенити“» в сверхвысоком разрешении, точно знает только Universal Pictures — фраза «в 2006 году» слишком расплывчата. В одном Всеяредакция уверена на все сто — ради этого фильма не грех обзавестись и HD-DVD-плеером, сколько бы он, зараза, не стоил.
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[S T A R D U S T]

полюбому куплю hd dvd видак
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[Pchel]

[S T A R D U S T]

да лан, не все почему то любят космофантастику и вестерны, но сабж то однозначно лучший sci-fi за последние много лет
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